It's a Funny Life . . . Jokes and Funny Things that Happen to Real People. Jokes of all sorts - updated frequently.
We enjoy jokes because they make us laugh. And laughing really is the best medicine. Nothing takes the blues away as quickly as a good belly laugh when someone tells us something funny or tells us an amusing joke. Perhaps they're senseless but they have a valuable purpose. Laughing simply is good for us. So let's laugh. Let's have fun. Let's hear or read something funny. Let's get the joke now.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chemist's last words ...
Chemist's last words1) And now the tasting test ...2) And now shake it a bit ...3) In which glass was my mineral water?4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?5) And now the detonating gas problem.6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.7) Now you can take the protection window away ...8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?9) And now a cigarette ...
You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or ...
You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.Thank you.
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of ...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we kn...
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
What is a man's idea of doing housework?Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
Press any key- no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key- no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss ...
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a ...
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Babies
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance.
"What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"
"Hold the lantern, Mikey. H
Morning...
Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the
world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good
morning, Lord,"
And there are those who wake up in the morning and say,
"Good Lord, it's morning."
Helping Out
A priest is walking down the street one day when
he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on
a house across the street. However, the doorbell
is just out of his reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the
priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps
smartly across the
School Notes
These are real notes written from parents in a
Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.)
My son is under a doctor's care and
should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She
was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse Jo
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